I SHOULDN'T have had my V-8!

The other day at work, about 10:30 am, I reached for my daily 12 oz. bottle of V-8 Juice. Now, you must understand here, this has been a ritual for me since I was like 8 years old. I always defended V8 against it's #1 competitor: Tomato Juice. Until now.

I threw back the bottle like I had every morning for the past 25 years. Anyway, I chugged half of the bottle of my love nectar, and I felt something hit my lip. I stopped, swallowed, and pulled the bottle away from my mouth and examined the contents. I found something floating in my V8. I panicked. I went over to the sink and grabbed a coffee cup and a strainer and this is what I found:

oh. my. god. that is horrifying. what IS that!?! it looks like something from the bowels of the anatomy lab...
A gross discovery! I hope you send this to the V8 people (Campbell Soup)....and cc an attorney along with anyone else who might be interested! I won't be sipping V8 again after this. I'll just stick with "Mr. T's" for my vodka from now on.
EWWW Grooooss!
What the heck was that???
hello, i emailed you but got an error. anyway here's the reg cleaner i uses, this shit is good, don't stay without protection!
oh ewwwww. I thought it was going to be pictures of the inside of a thorax, not the inside of a juice can...
Good words.
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